Parenting

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Strangling hookers

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Maple Syrup Sign Fail

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Songs for Swinging mothers

I wonder what songs are on there.

And published by Hi IN-fidelity records. Bless

It must be photoshopped....

But it still made me laugh.

Strawberry Taliban

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The Kitten and Barbie

I love how it looks like the kitten is copping a feel.

Bacon Lampshade

I have many questions: wouldn't your whole house then smell like bacon? Wouldn't the poodles just eat it? what happens if the bacon goes off?
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Reasons to grow a beard

For the rest make clicky here.

Cheer up.

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If only...

If only I could afford new dirt for my floor....

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I hope to be used by you again.

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For the girl who has everything.

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Maybe not the best place to take your kids. Unless...

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The scariest Halloween costume ever.

Zombie Cats

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Curiosity burns the cat

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Proof that strippers bring out the animal in you.

John Lennon Quote

I heard this quote on the radio this morning: "Writing songs is easy: you just say what you mean, make it rhyme and put a backbeat behind it" - John Lennon.

It may have been that easy for you sunshine, but not necessarily for the rest of us!!

Halloween Pumpkins

I don't know if the people who made these are incredibly talented or have too much time on their hands. Maybe both.

There are millions out there, but these were my faves.

Happy Halloween!

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Online predator

Common sense

Ninjas on unicycles

Click to enbiggen

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With 3 adorable animals to impale....

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If only it were that easy....

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