Click to enbiggen.I just love the first line "A clean AssHole means so much!"
Bless.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
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I just don't get it. At all.
The girl on the left is really getting into it.
This totally falls into the "Fuck, some people are weird" category.
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Friday, November 28, 2008
Stupidity knows no bounds
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This reminds me of an Australian politician (actually my local member of parliament. I am so proud.) who thought that a good way to prevent climate change damaging the Great Barrier Reef would be to get some of those sails people have in their back yards, like a heap of them, and put them up over the ocean. Seriously. I'm sure she is still bewildered that we haven't done it.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
What? Isn't wearing inflatable shorts a good weight loss plan? I don't see the problem myself. And they clearly worked well, which is why they are so popular now.....Via
30 harsh things to say to a naked man
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s okay, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.
11. (Giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
