Trekkies

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Forward the email?

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What exactly are you suggesting?

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Those investigators are really earning their wages.....

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But not more than rotten meat.

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And you would want to do that why?!?!?!

So she can murder you maybe?
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Donated her body to science

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LOLCAT seeds

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So what makes it a nativity scene?

The donkey? Three Ken dolls?
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Lifting baby

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Damn hormones

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Interesting point....

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I like hores.

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That's why I don't like Bible lessons....

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Where did he learn that?!?!?

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Seriously?

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Good point.

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I wonder how it works....

Chili?
And instant relief? Yeah, because you are rubbing it on.....
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What sort of clothes?

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Fa la la la la la la la la.....

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Classy

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Trojan Whores

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Continued Unleased Endless Despair

However Alive.
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Rover the drug mule

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The Food Chain

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Someone has been watching me through the monitor again....

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I love Satan

Reminds me of an old Doug Anthony Allstar skit. The bits I can remember:

• Have you ever seen Santa and Satan in the same room?
• They both have the same favourite colour - green.
• They have similar nicknames - St Nick vs Old Nick.
  
• They both like playing games with small children.

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Background Checks

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Umm, little help?

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What is your Chistmas like?

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Very Brady Christmas

For you, it's all about sharing times with family. Even if you all get a bit cheesy at times.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Ummmm.... Not quite the Brady Bunch, but anyway. Maybe the Brady Bunch if you spiked their punch.
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Typhoon Shelters Rushing Current Urine Shrimp

It kinda feels like an unfinished Haiku.
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Sorry kitty.

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We love you Barney... Oh I mean Neil....

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Buff Santa

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Santa Versus God

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Dignity

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How Santa really spends Christmas

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The meeting of sarcasm and stupidity

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Hot! Wild! Sturdy!

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Love Milk

Ummm..... No thanks. And I want to know - is it human "love milk"? or sheep? camel? Yeah, I'm grossing myself out.
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Manly toy

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I SO don't need this book

I already have it down to a fine art.
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Naughty Reindeer

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I do not want to open that packet

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Deck the halls

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No clue

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Santa's Trial goes bad

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