Damn peanuts.

I hate it when they are suspicious.
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Thursday, January 22, 2009

If movies were named appropriately.

My suggestions for this one would also be:
"Two hours of pure torture"
"Three bimbos and a My Little Pony"
"See a Pony in ugly dresses"
"Mutton dressed up as whores"
I could go on and on....
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Teen Pregnancy Barbie

"She found a really trendy diaper bag".
Bless.
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Ewwww....

I'm so not going there.
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Retro Alien

He looks like a medieval knight who had a fight with a vacuum cleaner and a fishbowl.
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Drifting Skills

"Call for help unhurriedly while the boat turns over". Does the boat turn over in slow motion to allow you to call for help unhurriedly?!?!?!
"Laughing and screaming while the drifting is over".
Excellent.
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Baby Kangaroo

I love how baby roos are basically all legs and tail. So cute.
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The chosen one.

This picture gives me goose bumps. Today the world becomes a better place.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Chola Monobrow

So all these years I have been plucking and waxing to prevent monobrow... when really I should have been drawing one on with a Sharpie....
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Monday, January 19, 2009

Are you thin? Tired? Nervous?

Click to enbiggen.
Ironised yeast?!?!? People were (are) weird.
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Batman? Spiderman? They are all the same aren't they?

It reads:

When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul - the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him......

Bless.
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Sunday, January 18, 2009