Saturday, February 21, 2009

Why so serious?

Yay Heath. I love the Oscars - they are my yearly religious event. Two sleeps to go!
I hope Heath wins.
Fingers crossed for Sunday (Monday my time).
Pic Stumbled.

I've been tagged.

Amy at Amyoops tagged me:

“Your ship has sunk. You have, of course, been stranded on a deserted island. You have salvaged a copy of the King James Version of the Bible and a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare. Nothing else.

“The very next day you find one of those Arabian Lamps in the sand. Of course, you rub it and, of course, a rather grumpy Genie appears.

“‘Let’s get this straight - there is a recession going on. There are restrictions on the three wishes now. I don’t do water or air transport now so no boats, planes or magic carpets. As for electronics, forget it. There isn’t the infrastructure on this island.

“‘I can let you have one book and I mean one VOLUME, one essential item and one luxury item. Now hurry up and make your choices, I have to get to those five other islands you are going nominate.’”

1. Book: Helter Skelter.
I am doing a Masters in Criminology, and this is my favourite book. I'm not that weird.... Am I?
2. Essential Item: Sascha! (I couldn't decide whether boyfriend was a luxury or essential item, but I went with essential.).
3. Luxury Item: My dog Poppy.
Now I tag:
Woosk, Ruining the Internet, Fembotanist, Penny and Lia

Can go deep in...

"to moisten to fuck and dye"
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Teaching Hospitals

As an employee of a teaching hospital, I can totally relate.
Via

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bear sleeping bag

I wonder if it smells like bear too?
If it was too realistic, the wild bears might take advantage of you.
Via

Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre

Pedo Bear has nothing on this guy.
Via

Sex for money?



I love how the eyes are just a couple of lines, yet are so expressive!
I want one of the elephant ones.
From
Via Email.
(Thanks Sascha!).

Don't Teperature

Don't wrlang dry.
Hand to fuck.
Medwla iron.
From

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Nice glass.

From
Via email.
(Thanks Sascha!).

What's your poo telling you?

I didn't realise I was meant to be getting messages from my poo.
Via

Ones?

P.Diddly/Puff Whoosy/Pretentious Daddy is a little out of touch with the real world.
From

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A Meg Ryan movie that I would actually watch...

I love the tagline too: Sometimes love sneaks up on you... and tears out your spine.
From

A diagram can say so much.

So what I want to know is:
Where is this sign?
And more importantly, is it suggesting that a man can get pregnant?
Via

It is impossible to make your waist slender.

It is not had enough by looking. Enter inside! What? You are dieting aren't you.
From

Dick's Deli

Fail? Or brilliant marketing?!?
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More strongly hold me....

So that heart becomes hard!
Good thing it is only the heart that is becoming hard....
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