Sober in a Nightclub: 2009-03-15

Hide and seek champions!
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I find this particularly funny since boyfriend is a Fireman....

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So I am assuming that the guy who did the sign had just tried some of the product....
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Excellent. I often feel like this in queues. Good thing I don't carry a chainsaw with me.
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So what does a telephone complain about? Halitosis? Whining? Loneliness?
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So cute! What a good dog!
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I just love "Man marries a computer and becomes a gigamist"
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I know grapes are good, but THAT good?!?!?!
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Executive and prestige wives. Vintage collectors wives. Pigs and hounds.
Bless.
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These are some family planning dolls from Hong Kong.
I want to know why the "babies" are attached to the girly bits via strings.... Has she just given birth, and they are the umbilical cords? In that case does she give birth to a placenta in the near future? And we can see her "front bottom" (as my Granny would have said), but not her boobies?!?!?!
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Actually, I don't want to know....
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Simply gorgeous.
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Really?!?!? I always thought Satan was male. So if Satan is female, does that mean.....
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Wilson is a bit dodgy looking, but otherwise I love this!
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I have actually used one of these! When I was a teenager living in a small country town, the lake water was infected with toxic Blue-Green Algae. As it was our tap water, we had to use rainwater to shower with etc for a period of time. We had one of these and we would put it on the dashboard of mum's car for a little while, then hang it over our normal shower head.
I didn't look as happy about it as that guy though.
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