Retarded Potassium

Love it.
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Bowser and Butch

Filthy poodle whores always ruin friendships.
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Translating office emails

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Every day

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Nice outfit Sean

What a charmer.
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Playing dead

Excellent effort.
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Violators will be baptized.

Cute.
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Clone your best friend's girlfriend

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Susan is my new hero

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Euphemisms for that time of the month.

• Shark Week
• A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch
• Riding the cotton pony
• The dot
• “Are you womaning today?”
• TOM (time of month)
• Moon Blood
• Red Tide
• MAN THE TAMPOONS!
• Trolling for vampires
• I’m going fishing
• Curse Of Eve
• Surfing the red
• baby free week
• my wife started using “Blobbing” recently
• Up on blocks
• Valencia Tomato Fight Festival
• The face-painter is in town
• falling to communism
• The elevator from The Shining
• my ex would say she’s closed for maintainance
• Scott Joplin Memorial Week (Inventor of ragtime)
• Being Benched
• rebooting
• Visit from Aunt Ruby
• she’s got the painters in
• visit from Aunt Flo
• bloody mary!

I love these, especially 'rebooting".

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You're doing it wrong

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Life lessons

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Team Bath

Huh?
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Elephant bottling

But this method is so much more fun!
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Somedays....

I often have days like this.
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Naughty adding machine

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Another sad day

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Analube

At least it is non polluting, but why do people choose to not think before they name thier products?!?!?
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Buckethead

It's a win-win situation.
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Aren't they the same thing?

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Housing for the zombie prepared

Click to enbiggen.

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Goatsebusters

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Nudist cigarette holder

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Modern Erection

Spacious and a modern erection. Who could want more?
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Guess which one is actually excited

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Ultimate Moustache Tournament

I vote for Sam Elliott.
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Save Second Base

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Defense Exhibit A

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Nutty squirrel

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Crate win

Click to enbiggen.

Love it!
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The mind of a man

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Sexy Susie

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Clown sex

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Your lovely(?)

Which lovely are we referring to here?
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Batman gets his own signal

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Morgan Freeman has cotton candy

And he looks so damned happy about it.
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Movie mash-up win

Love it!
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It's 3 am....

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Pet peeves

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Damn disorderly duck

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Horny Care

Excellent. Every beauty salon type establishment should offer horny care.
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A bit extravagant

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Happy Birthday to me....

*Sigh* another year older and still not a world famous criminal profiler.
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Screw em

Love it.
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School picture fail

Is it really a fail, or is it a massive win for that kid?
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Are you sad?

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Smile for the tourists

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Canadian CSI

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