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Saturday, May 01, 2010
Elevator Instructions
Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour....
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11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
Friday, April 30, 2010
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Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Musical Insult
I still have to read music like I did in primary school - lines stand for "Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit" and the spaces are "FACE rhymes with space".Via
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