Sober in a Nightclub: 2010-05-09

I used to have bunk beds as a kid and I would have killed for one of those grabby sticks - I spent half my life getting down from the bed to get pillows, Ventolin inhalers, doonas, kittens.....
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How did you know?
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I wonder if it is real, and if so, if it worked for him.
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Or maybe Glinda is aching to come out of the closet.
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Tee hee. Makes so much sense now.
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I'll take my cop porn buttered, thanks.
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I actually think sarcasm is my first language - English is just a sarcasm delivery system.
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I don't know where to start.
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Can't you just feel her personality oozing from the screen?
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So I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, tripped over and fell flat on my face, hitting the left side of my face on a box. I now have a headache and a really swollen eye. I need to make up a better story about my eye. Any suggestions?