Sober in a Nightclub: 2010-06-06

I feel so warm and fuzzy.
Via

But that's what makes me so lovable :-)
Via

Dear OJ, maybe if you had worn skates when you killed your ex-wife you would have gotten away with it... Oh wait, that's right...
Via

You could put out a whole range - "Wrong way go back"; "Caution: Toxic Waste"; "Management reserves the right to refuse entry"; "Must be this high to ride this ride".
Via

With and without shoes.
Via

I love this movie.
Via

The sad thing is that vampires used to be awesome too. Thanks Stephanie Meyer. Whore.
Via

Oooh... sounds like such a good movie. Mermaid pirates can't go wrong.
Via

Love it!! I always wanted to grow up and marry Dan from Roseanne.
Via

One of my favourite movie lines ever. I have even managed to use it in real life a few times.
Via

Very true. The problem with my brain though is that now I am imagining the wedding ceremony at the genital wedding. Can a vagina wear a tuxedo?
Via

This is why punctuation is important!
Via

I would have thought a makeup compact would provide more of an issue than the mascara.
Murray The Nut

I love the look on the dog's face in the last frame - something along the lines of "where the fuck did you come from?"
Via email.
(Thanks mum!).

OMG!! It's true!
Via

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