Saturday, July 10, 2010

Child safety tips....

So how is he a former pedophile?  His sexual tastes have changed all of a sudden?  Maybe he found religion and became a priest, because we all know priests wouldn't hurt a child.
I suspect his tips include "accept lollies from strangers"; "creepy white van? it's all good"; "balding men with porn 'staches are perfect babysitters".
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Zach has been ripped off

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Oprah has been running a competition for someone to host a new show on her network.  The leader for almost all of the competition has been Zach Anner, a young man who is very intelligent and funny, but who also happens to have Cerebral Palsy.  The others which have been risen to lead the competition are more Oprah and Dr. Phil clones.  Zach was pitching a travel show.
The bottom figures were before someone at the Oprah production company decided to pick who would win the public vote.  How can Zach lose 6 million votes?  Because Oprah says so.  Even if she did not change the figures herself, she would be aware of it, and would have the power to fix it if she wanted to.
I understand that she is running a business, but this is disgraceful.  I hope Oprah is ashamed and embarrassed about her blatant discrimination.
I also hope that Zach will have a future in the media regardless.
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Shyamallama Ding Dong

I love the "derp" background.  Very fitting.
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Your argument sucks

I love the look on his face.
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Hedge Hogs

But maybe it is the hedge which makes them so darn cute.
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Iron Man...

They should have cast Matthew Broderick so that Ferris could play Ferrous.... OK, I'll stop now.
So Much Pun

Headline News: Spoiled Princess gets dose of reality

Dear Judge Revel,
Please note message on Lindsay's middle nail, directed at you during her sentencing hearing.  Please increase her sentence according.

Dear Lindsay,
Suck it up, Princess.
Grow the fuck up.
Enjoy prison.


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Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Goldfinger is back

The eyes!!  Stop looking at me!!
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Well that explains a lot....

That rabbit in the middle is giving me the evil eye.  Creepy little bastard.
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Barbie Orgy

I used to collect Barbies, and I have some photos like this as well.  Barbie is a dirty, dirty ho.
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