Sober in a Nightclub: 2010-07-18

Star Whores!
Feel the force!!
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You would get a very strong tongue....
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I saw Inception last night. I loved it. It broke my brain.
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Sober in A Nightclub - 10 translations later I had: Measure Nightclub.
Sober in A Nightclub - 20 translations later I had: Proposed Nightclub.
Sober in A Nightclub - 30 translations later I had: The club offers.
Sober in A Nightclub - 40 translations later I had: The club is.
Sober in A Nightclub - 56 translations later I had: Club.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 10 translations later I had: Very fast-paced life. If you look, you can not miss.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 20 translations later I had: Very busy lives. If you are looking for, you can not ignore.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 30 translations later I had: Please give your life. You can find it, please ignore.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 40 translations later I had: With their lives. Can not be ignored, can be found.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 56 translations later I had: In their life. Carter will not forget.

It's a like an Engrish machine.

Thanks Andrew S.

Look out shark, there is a cycling santa behind you.
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I love this show.
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I do both actually. My friend, Miss Tina, says I have a "high level of expressed emotion"!! You know when I am happy, you now when I'm sad, and when I am angry you will think I'm sad, because I cry then too.
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Dear Hollywood, PLEASE, please make this show. Please. With Mr Tennant and a significant amount of Torchwood crossovers featuring a perpetually partially naked Captain Jack Harkness. Surely that is not too much to ask.
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I learnt this lesson the hard way.
Stuff No One Told Me

If I had a sense of balance, I would want one of these.
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Wow, unicorns are really boring.
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I am actually the reason I can't have nice things - my most recent effort was falling over and giving myself a black eye but I have also tripped over a pregnant poodle and sprained my wrist and most notably fallen while moving a double bed and been trapped underneath it (only for ten minutes or so). Yes, I am a doofus.
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