A frequent problem.

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I never know what to say....

Hmmm....  Maybe don't say that.

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Any minute now.

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I don't give a cops.

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No spooning the bacon

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Not one.

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I will build him.

It must be made so.

Rock Paper Cynic

GTA: Emily Dickinson Edition

XKCD

The real reason Paris has little dogs

ROFL Razzi

I can't control it.

I know someone like that.

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Never shave your unicorn.

It's never worth it.
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Coolest dog ever.

Can jump a hurdle with a wink and a wave...
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17 M Turkey, u?

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Monkey Prostitutes

Very Demotivational

Out of my way.

Bluntcard

I am a nerdasaurus

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Touch Screen Haters Club

Agent-X

They'll make a calendar of anything.....

Although I'm not complaining.
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We see what you did there.

And we are not impressed.
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How moustaches grow

Fake Science

Nose the classics

Classy.
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In a world of pure imagination...

Pedophiles make a chocolate river and wear purple velvet.

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Don't make me cry again.

Stupidly excellent movie.  Stupid tears.
I saw Shutter Island about two weeks before I saw Inception, so I am currently a bit of an unintentional Leo fan.
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Oh the Hugh Manatee!

Awesome.
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The internet

Historic LOLs

Library Ninjas

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The lesser of two weevils

Cute.
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You can afford a car telephone

It looks like they got the NEC Commander phone off the desk and duct taped it to the dash for this pic.
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Sleepy Pug

I know how he feels.
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Taking a cat to the vet

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Foldling yourself

All the time.  Of course sometimes I AM fondling myself.

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Just fuck it!

Cyanide and Happiness

Dear Thieves...

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Kiwi: A disembodied testicle

We have Kiwi vines as far as the eye can see down by the creek (have I mentioned I live in paradise?).  Every year it looks like bunches of testicles hanging from the trees above you...

Natalie Dee

Penn and Teller

Fuck Yeah Albuquerque

Texting is so last week.

Savage Chickens

Lego Trogdor!

Burninating the village, burninating the countryside....

If you aren't familiar with Trogdor, you can check him out here.

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Philosoraptor does it again

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Distractions

The Oatmeal

Why are you so happy?

I must give that a try.

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Evil Plan

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Domo News Break

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It's ready

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The essential difference between men and women.

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No ruv for you

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Genius.

Friends of Irony

Sedimentary....

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True Love

Or should that be Poo Love.... Sorry I couldn't help myself.
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Community Chest: You've been caught.

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Oedipus gets a tattoo

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