Sober in a Nightclub: 2010-09-05

I'll have the Asian salad, hold the Asian.
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Wow, I hadn't noticed before, but this is so right.
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But he's wearing gloves - that should count towards seomthing!
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Wait... What?!?!

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It makes so much sense....
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And I haven't even seen the movie.
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And a Smirnoff afternoon, and evening.
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I actually agree with something Spencer Pratt says.
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I'm sure 911 can provide that for you.
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Pretty much.

Natalie Dee

I love that he still cuddles the same toy.
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You would never get away with that tagline now.
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An angler in France caught this 30lb Goldfish.
Insane! It almost looks plastic.
After the pic he was released back into the pond, to grow even bigger I hope!
Read about it here.

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Last time I posted something from 4Chan I received threatening emails for a week. Let's see how I go this time....

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"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh".

Bless.

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What? The last sentence feels like the PSA equivalent of "I'm on a horse".
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I want a fireman hooker.
Cyanide and Happiness

Australia has finally got a government again, two and a half weeks after the election.

The three independents announced their decision today, with two out of three choosing to support the incumbent Labor government. A colleague and I were just commenting - in many other countries there would be riots and looting simply due to the chaos of not having a formal government for 17 days.

None of that in Australia, because we just don't give a shit.

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