What a lovely picture.

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I guess that means no.

Just Texted

Kidnapping sounds so harsh....

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Why do you get a hangover?

Fake Science

How to win friends and influence poodles

Awesome.
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Amazon has everything

I was chatting to a guy online once, when I was doing the online dating thing, and early into the conversation he asked "Does it bother you that I wear nappies (diapers)?".  I should have closed the chat window then and there, but curiosity got the best of me: I asked him where he got his nappies, and whether he preferred cloth or disposable... (For the record he ordered them from a speciality shop in the US, and he preferred cloth, but would wear disposable in a pinch).  I believe I closed the chat window around the time he asked if I would mind changing his nappy....
The most concerning thing about this diaper is 'reusable'.  So do you change your diaper at the end of your Call of Duty session, wash it and get it ready for the next day, do you have spares?  So many questions...
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Be afraid. Very afraid.

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There is one in every family

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Airport security TSA style

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My sentiments exactly

Bizarro

Mario Mario

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Thanks for the memories

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Air condoms

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The Furbies are coming....

Creepy ass little things.
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Me too.

ICHC

Take on me....

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Can we be friends?

No, no we can't.
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Spam is older than you think.

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Congratulations!

Endless Origami

Excellent Road Name

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If browsers were celebrities.

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Why yes, it is.

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I'm the boss

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Finish taking a shower...

Hmmm...  Pretty soon I will have no secrets left at all..
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Lost

It's nice that they left some tape for reattachment.
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Highland Fauna

Fengtastic

Waiting, waiting....

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We're sorry Ma'am...

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Puggerpillar

Looks so sad.  Fly beautiful Puggerfly, fly!
IHAHD

So embarrassing....

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Time to print!

I think that actually happened to me once.
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Once it has been seen....

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Sad Truth

SMBC

Riding the Bitch Bus

I need this made into a massive poster, and some business cards, and a flag.  Or maybe just the look on my face will do....
Vimrod

Hedgehog House

The Frogman

Make that two.

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(Thanks Reyna!)

Facebook is like jail...

Excellent.
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Just so you know....

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Appropriate tip?

Fair question really.
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I am thankful for...

Good choice.
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Rat, The Psycho-therapist

Pearls Before Swine
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Grrr... Stupid Tonsils....

Sorry about the lack of posts over the past few days - I had a cold last week which developed nicely into Tonsilitis over the weekend.  Should be back on track now though, fingers crossed!

What is your Batman name?

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By your powers combined...

They forgot circus animals and gym mats.
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