Santa loses an eye in 3, 2, 1.....

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Gull Troll

I get sucked in every time. 
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I can hear the ocean....

Damn song is stuck in my head now.  Damn you Billy Ocean, damn you to hell.
Basketcase Comix

End your pain! Order now.

Fengtastic

Lil' Miss Shop 'n' Hide

Married to the Sea

On the first day of Christmas....

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And it was awesome.

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OMG a Tiger!

ICHC

Confused men?

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MLK's dream....

Maneggs

Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off...

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Doe D'oh

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Wait... What?!?!

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She's the one who should be scared.

Channelate

Farmville for Dummies

Yes, this is a real book.
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A tangled web of lies

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Despite all my rage....

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The cutest feet ever.

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Seven Deadly Sins

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The Human Santapede

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Anonymous Vs Wikileaks

xkcd

A witch!

Cyanide and Happiness

Good boy

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Maneggs

Someone's in trouble....

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Stab in and thrust up.

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Syndrome

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Worship the Treenis

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The perfect description of PMS

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Don't Like Me?

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Yes Clint. Sorry Clint.

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Just do it.

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Hilarious

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I love you Santa

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Did you get everything you wanted?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Dildo Army

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Dashing through the snow....

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Halo reading light

Fengtastic

Goodbye Kitty

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Put 'em up...

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Wait a minute...

Excellent powers of observation.
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Well, this is awkward...

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Wikileaks is out of control

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I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus

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I wish Dad were here.

Married to the Sea

Zombie Hoodie

Dear Santa:  me wanty.
Thinkgeek

Genetic Test

xkcd

I remember too

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Pixelated Scrubs

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They had the elf trapped....

I say go for the ransom.
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