Resume

Excellent resume.  I think he should change "Possible ESP" to "Probable ESP" and that would make it perfect.
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Time wasted

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Drink

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Well that explains a lot

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Sliced Beef... And something....

Oooh something is my favourite.
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Take notes

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Rubba Rubba

Pleated Jeans

Transformer Couch

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Good advice

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How to speak New Zilland

Brilliant.
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Knowledge is power

Amen.
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Lone Wolf

(And now that song is stuck in my head)
Aled Knows Best

Shit - that blows

Totally.  My spleen regularly takes a poking. 
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Hyper

Love their smiles.

Ninja Porn

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Damn.

The Frogman

All of the above

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Justin Beiber and NAMBLA

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Piss: Not even once.

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So so angry

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Remeber Your Nickname

Bluntcard

Oscar learns a lesson

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It's like looking in a mirror.

Abstruse Goose

Difference?

The one on the right is more intelligent.

Double standards

Click to enbiggen.

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Philosoraptor strikes again

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Sex Ed.

Now that's a skill!
Amazing Super Powers

Number plate fail

I'm sure they meant "JazzLover".
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Dodgeball!

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The best part of fighting....

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Perfect Dog Bowl

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While you were out....

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Angry Layered Haircut...

Is a horrid bitch.  Just sayin'.
The Colbert Report
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Every meeting ever.

The Warehouse

Try a spider

Then what?  A bird?
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Salty, fresh rape.

Why, of course...
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Inspirational

So eloquent.
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Gently

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Please continue....

You don't say....
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Filthy, filthy whores

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Bad mood?

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If Abe were alive today....

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Disregard Reality, Acquire Scientology

see more Lol Celebs

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Wolf Pack Hierarchy

Pleated Jeans

Winnie the Chew

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Unmet Needs

Scalped!

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Corrections

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Why do you watch...

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It must be love

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