Don't ask, don't tell

Channelate

Balloon Art

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Natural progression

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Darwin Award

15 Years Ago

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Perception

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Good advice

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Damn Skank Police

They need to mind their own fucking business.

Letter to Charles Schulz in 1969

I never realised that Peanuts was so controversial.
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Bladder Infection?

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Get down from there

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Never Give up... except...

Zombie Fingers

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If you need something done....

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Oops

No groomers please

I have never had a poodle who didn't hate going to the groomers.  I once had a mobile groomer come to groom Xena and she knocked on the door after about five minutes and handed her back, muttering something about "devil dog" or the like....
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Coffee: poor man's cocaine

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Ambitions

Spoil sport.
Natalie Dee

Koala Toad

Mmmm Koala anus toxin is a fine delicacy, although it is an acquired taste.
Fengtastic

Ha ha!

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So angry

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Open mouthed chewing

A lovely mental image.
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Redneck Repairs

Sibling Rivalry

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I don't care...

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Leaving the house?

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Hell cats

Run for your lives.
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First Contact

I can almost guarantee it.
Poorly Drawn Lines

Pay attention

The Frogman

Jack Vidgen, contestant on Australia's Got Talent

He is Four-FUCKING-Teen.
Unreal.

I can fly!

Or maybe not.
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Puggerpillar

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Don't worry....

Negotiations

Aled Knows Best

Contraception Myth

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Egg Master

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What you want to hear

Murray the Nut

Sexy

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Pills, pills!

Married to the Sea

Anthing for you

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What a gorgeous couple.

Spotted by a Redditor at a zoo.  I wonder if she enjoyed herself.
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel....

Love it.
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Awkward Cuddles

Via Email (Thanks Bill!)

Nailed it

You'll never look at shampoo the same way

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Come at me, Bro

Via email (Thanks Jimbo!!)

Best balloon animal ever.

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Trade?

Tattoos are like cats

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Well and truly

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Bikini Season

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