Sober in a Nightclub: 2011-07-24

Love it.
Via Reddit.

Every. Damn. Day.
xkcd

It works here in Oz too - an AFL footballer was just acquitted of rape after having sex with someone who was unconscious when he began, and then asked him to stop once she realised what was happening. Maybe she consented by default just be being there, in the presence of such greatness. Who am I to judge.
Savage Chickens

And I think I would be afraid to ask anyway, with that grumpy face.
Via

I want to rub that belly!
Via

Either that or you will tear your own eyes out after watching it. Some have called it the worst movie of all time. It is worth watching just so you know just how bad a movie can be. See the imdb entry here.
Via

I always used to do this, then a friend taught me her trick. When you wake up, instead of "oh no! Only two hours left to sleep" you say to yourself "Awesome! Two more hours to sleep!" Works very nicely for me.
Via

I have often told someone "I can't ducking believe it" or the like. Stupid ducking auto correct.
The Frogman

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