Non-mating pandas

Stop pressuring them!
Endless Origami

You're just tired.

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Nice tie

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Found new hardware

Adorable hardware.
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I don't remember eating that

Someecards

Why did the sperm cross the road?

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How to cure your arachnophobia

Savage Chickens

At first...

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All of it

F Minus

Both faces

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It's a fap!

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Anger problem

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I see what you did there

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How to get the girl

The pit always does it for me.
Pleated Jeans

The meaning of Love

9gag

This is why I don't cook

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Oh look, some pig's ears... Wait, what?!?!?

Click to embiggen.

Seen at a local pet store.  I wonder what dogs think of them.

At first...

Flying Scotsman

A strange place

With the next sentence being "You want me to WHAT?!?!"
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Best. Insults. Ever.

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Hands up!

Oooh I know a few people I could do this to....
C & H

The rules of the road

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Wait a minute....

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The effects of work

It's not just customer service which does this.
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