Saturday, August 20, 2011

Give Blood

Or she will take it by force.  Look at her expression.  She won't be gentle.
Via

It's not the size of the cucumber....

It's how many you have under the bed.
Via

Friday, August 19, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

Fecoin

Via Email
(Thanks Sascha!)

Some People

I have a list of people.
Via

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Breastfeeding

Bitty Mummy, Bitty?  It's just so wrong.
Via

Secret

I work with a girl who does this - she will approach you and say "I slept with (blank).  Don't tell anyone - I'm only telling you because I trust you".  You then turn the corner and there she is, talking to someone else and saying the exact same thing, and it goes on and on, until everyone knows.  It's hilarious.
Via

Surveillance Mice

Mice are so easily bribed.
Criggo