1,2,3 jump!

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Haiku Format

Toothpaste for Dinner

A whole new worlddddd....

I have had this sitting in my pics folder for a few weeks, and the song plays in a loop in my head everytime I see it.  Now it's your turn to get it stuck in your head.  Enjoy.

It's always the way

Agent-X

Caption ideas?

This is Rogan's cat Foreigner.  Any good caption ideas?
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Please no butts

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Barbie Scarlet Johannsoning

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Nerd zing!

Facebook stop changing!

Deal with it people.
Endless Origami

How many vaginas do you have?!?!

8?  27?  Makes me feel slightly inadequate.
(Yes, it's ok, I do know what they actually mean.)

Dump that chump

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Shower

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Cry Vs Don't Cry

Via Email (Thanks Sascha!)

My anus can mind it's own business.

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No time to explain

What a badass dog.
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Horses Prohibited

The look on the horse's face is beautifully appropriate.
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It's the pleats

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Smooth Lizard

A bag of air

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Drinking: A true classic

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Sign of a great party

Excellent dating advice

Natalie Dee

These are not the wallflowers you are looking for

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Cough images

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Mad photobombing skills

Via Reddit

Once upon a.

Savage Chickens

Battle Unicorn

SMBC

Math: Not even once

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Baby Godfather Meme

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Best use of "My Family" stickers ever.

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The Oxford Comma

aeferg

How secrets work

Doghouse Diaries

Dog Beers

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Evil

Grumpy yet gorgeous
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Perforation Fail Rage

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Typing

Not entirely - I use at least three fingers.
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Boogie Panda

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Commuting

All the time.
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A good book

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Suspicious?

Via Reddit.

That's a valid point....

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Devious little bastards

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You're Jawesome

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So close, and yet so trolled!

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Attack Penguin

The Frogman

Nom nom Bacon

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Could I have Lupus?

It's never Lupus.
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My feelings exactly...

Going to have to change that when I start my new job!
Some Ecards

I see you brought home a puppy

Its Funny

Draw me Doctor

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