Pumpkin Centipede

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Law and Order: SVU

Twice Shy

Sleazy Dolphin

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Are you ok?

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Circumstantial Evidence

Love life?

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Oh. My. God.

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The fictional 1%

Pleated Jeans

Grocery Csamouflage

Cereal with a Fork

Walking

I have been known to fall flat on my face.
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Nearly choked.

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Creepy Pepper

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Impossibly Cute

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Women according to Homer

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... and testicle

Everything in life should include a testicle.
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Broken Condoms

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Too soon?

Is it wrong that I read this in Doc Brown's voice?
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Ferret Face

Sooo cute...
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Tickle injuries

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Science

SMBC

Soon.

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Guns

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Have you tried Nutella?

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Me Gusta

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Coolness

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You sick?

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Vampires Vs the 1%

Pleated Jeans

I hate that

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A gift and a curse

Loading Artist

A cure for insomnia

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English is a bastard

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Like a boss

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I swear.

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Bitchin' forest

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Fuck you brain

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Two sticks

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I sell cocaine

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Who taught you to park?

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Time to die

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The world's worst enemy

Jim Benton

Bear Semaphore: Look. At. My. Balls.

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