Comment Man!

Toothpaste for Dinner

Grandma's gonna fuck you up

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Bah. Humbug.

The inventor of Christmas...

The life of a shoemaker.

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Blame the parents

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Seven deadly sins

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Tis the season

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I hear dead people

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Attempted murder.

Took me a minute.
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No wild meat in my glory hole

Criggo

Maury Christmas

Whore

Sorry about that

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Everyone needs a dream

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Desensitized by Youtube

Endless Origami

I request you stop that.

Right now.
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All I want for Christmas....

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Devil Vagina Magic

Stop giving away our secrets!
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Bothered by telemarketers?

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Nice hat

Fengtastic

Wanna sit on Santa's face?

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Disgraceful lies

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Very, very naughty

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Wise Christmas Lights

Thanks for that, Christmas Lights, but I am going to sacrifice them anyway.
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Adorable

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Checkpoint Deja Vu

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Location services

Festering away

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A Christmas Angel

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Deleting apps

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Bananas

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Alive enough

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Where were you then?

Savage Chickens

Sadly, yes she is.

Love you MM.
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Women like coffee

Oh come on!  Penis coffee is the best.
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Sex Barbeque.

Old Man Gangbang at a Sex Barbeque.
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I would slap you

I need to use this in real life.
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And for what?

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Typical internet commenter on the phone

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Swallow it!

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I see what you did there

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Wait for me

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Does your bird talk?

Blunt Card

Keep Hating

Stop picking on Bieber

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