Stoned Koala

They're everywhere down here.  It's a massive social problem.  Rehab centres are just full of koalas.  We don't have "Celebrity Rehab" on TV we have "Koala Detox".  OK, I'll stop.
The Frogman

Even Kermit does it

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Creepy Dude

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Good money

Hot shower

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Follow the instructions

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Snow White has gone gangsta

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Lifting and Spanking machine

You know you want one.
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Nice undies

Doofus.
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Finally, after millions of years

See Mike Draw

So cute... Wait, what?!?!

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It's OK, you're safe

Completely safe.
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Frightened sobbing

I like that Scabby is wearing an apron, so the blood doesn't soil his clothes.
Fengtastic

Ball buster

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Hurted ass man

Careful there hurted ass man.
Engrish.com

I do this all the time

I especially like the ones where you can record your own message.  I can get a chorus of speaking hamsters saying "penis" in unison.  Small things.
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Spoiled Milk

Gemma Correll

Pre-marital Velociraptor Sex

Whore.
The Oatmeal

Better research

I think a suspicious woman is all that is required.

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Stephen Hawking on aliens

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Say Cheese

Gorgeous.
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Fabupug

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Login issues

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The ultimate bug killer

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The dollar store

Best Nate Smith Ever

Auto correct

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Anger Problem

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Evil henchmen have families too.

Poor fatherless Storm Trooper.
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Advice here 5c

Hello-o-o-o-o

Echo-o-o-o-o.
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Natural Selection in action

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Waffle Roffle

Roffle.
Love it.
Roffle.
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Just like Disneyland

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Time for a nana nap

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W. T. F.

Nothing weird here.  Move along people.
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Nice Crocs

Some Ecards

Work Station

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Joseph is puzzled

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What is going on here?

Cow chasey?
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Nice background

Brilliant.
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Fancy a game of Monopoly?

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Suit = Lingerie

I never thought of it like that, but I must say I appreciate a good suit.   I used to crush hard on a guy who always wore a suit, when those around him were in jeans.
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Angry Nerds

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Stop playing with your food!

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Priorities

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Poor Stewie

Suicide is never the answer Stewie.  Homicide is the answer.
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Key oops

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How much time do I have?

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