The master of insults

You vile standing tuck!
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Dear Fork,

"He has your hair." Excellent.
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Extreme consequences.

The extreme nasal hair would be bad, but I really don't want to know what urinary clumping is.
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What's wrong with Don?

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Expert Mode

Especially as that is just a black dot, not a hole in the cardboard.
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I said...

don't fucking touch me!
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Meth. Not even once.

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Laziness level to aspire to

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But why?!?!

The picture in the bottom right is the best of all.
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Excuse me sir?

Brilliant.
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Easy does it....

Slowly up the ramp....
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Stupid Auto Correct

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I was wrong.

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That's apealing

Ooh yeah baby.  Take it all off.
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Do you see what I see?

Why hello there, big boy.
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What dogs do when you're not looking

Gorgeous.
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If only....

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Seven Deadly Sins

Toothpaste For Dinner

Every. Friggin'. Time.

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The ultimate battle

Everyone knows white attracts tomato and beetroot.
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How to draw a horse

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Read the fine print

Criggo

So we meet again

A poem about me

Blunt Card

Amish Space Program

Just admit it

Chuck & Beans

I *heart* Ralph Wiggum

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High Jump Fail

Over.  You're meant to jump high and over.
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Guess the pictures

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My solo family

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Sad but true.

Nothing normal to see here folks, move along.
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The not-so-secret ingredient

That's how the Girl Scouts suck you in.
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You are what you eat

Some Ecards

Do not disturb.

I wonder what it dreams about?  Nightmares are obviously lawnmower slasher flicks, with a side of dog pee.
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Hey look at me....

Ouch.
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Consistently angry?

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How did you work it out?

That moment of confusion

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A minute of your time

Haiku Circus

The same names

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Aim high!

Married to the Sea

It's a trap!

I'll save you!
Sooo cute.
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Flirting Fail

Endless Origami

Sad shark

Awww... Wanna hug?
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Sweet Dark Chocolate

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Toilet and waiting room

That could be a little inconvenient.
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I think he might be a little annoyed.

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10,000th Post

Woo hoo.