Horatio does it again

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Anything you want

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Seeking Fling

You took too long.
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You win again gravity

Damn slippery surfaces.
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Did you get a close look?

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True story

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Noooooooo!

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Stay very still

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Surprise attack fail

I love the scramble at the end.
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One romantic sperm

This was the illustration from the inside cover of one of my favourite books as a kid "Where did I come from?" by Peter Mayle.
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And then I remember

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If blade damage, don't be fly.

Good advice.
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Answer my riddles three

What a week

So far this week Sascha has had acute food poisoning which put him in the ER for most of a day, a rock chipped my windscreen, and I now have an abscess on my tooth.  This week can end now.

I quit

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Why do cats purr?

Fake Science

Enough already

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More than ever

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The final frontier

It's overrated.
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So I panicked

Well that's fair enough.
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Friendliness

Calm Blue Oceans

Worth it?

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The wisdom of Sheldon

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Two faced

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That's enough internet for today

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Cabinet meeting

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The ultimate hoarder

It's still good, it's still good.
Married to the Sea

Killer hippos....

So damn cute.
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Go ahead and jump!

Fallout free since '93.
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Oh Toto

Brilliant.
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Me, during the average workday

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A gift from past me

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Oh stop...

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Dance little man, dance

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Scumbag Whitney

Too soon?
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If only everyone was as nice as Eminem

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How the gentleman gene died out

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He's tied up

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Tragic news from the music industry

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Fancy little fucker

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Doggy heaven

But wait!

Valentines Gifts

I love poo.
Pleated Jeans

Some TV Facts

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Oh hi!

What a face.
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Dick Owner

Prove it.
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Interesting business model

I'll pass, thanks.
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Ain't no one

Love it.
Poorly Drawn Lines

Sleeping with pets

A paw in the face is pretty good, given the other possibilities.
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Cheerleading Oops

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