So that's a "no"?

Savage Chickens

Batdog & Zombie Pigeon

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Time to wake up

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A deer's reaction

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Kill it with fire!

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Google Nigeria

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You come and go...

You come and go-oo-oo-oo.
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Whaleshit

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That awkward moment...

And then questioning your own existence.
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Along came a spider

After hibernation...

Fake Science

I can't hear you son....

I'm wearing a Jacuzzi suit.
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Big eyes

Eat More Bikes

As long as they're discreet

Left Handed Toons

This is mine now

I love the waddle as he walks away.
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Ding dong really loud!

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Cuddles on demand?

Woop woop woop!

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Men Versus Women

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Today's forecast

Some Ecards

The age of reason

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Where are you?

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Pounce!

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Scumbag dog

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A badass unicorn

Sebastien Millon

Sleeping on my side

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Promise?

Very sweet.
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A bath, you say?

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We've all had one of those days

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That awesome moment

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Soon.

Be afraid.

I can't stop drinking the coffee

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Why do you steal it?

Jim Benton

One of these days...

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Regain your personal space

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Clever Pussy

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What a sexy face

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It's how you look at it

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An unfortunate consequence

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Life is short, but also...

Brilliant.
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Brave Dog

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Revenge of the fish

Safari Reflexology

That face!
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Draw me...

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Double dog dare you

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Communication Skills

Poorly Drawn Lines

Evolution

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Spocktacular

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