This happens to me all the time.

Endless Origami

Did it hurt?

Pidjin

Hungry Pug.

That's kinda wrong.
Via

Wait a minute.

He looks so sad.
Via

And this is crazy.

Via

So we meet again.

Nathan Bulmer

A brave officer going above and beyond.

Via

Erma Gerd

Via

So close.

Via

Guns don't kill people

Sebastien Millon

I'm scared Rolf.

Fengtastic

Don't look.

Via

Fair's fair.

Natalie Dee

Mermaid!

Savage Chickens

And by...

Via

Remember spraying me?

Via

Nailed it.

Via

The Rug Life

Buzzing.

Via

Math Time!

Is bushel the collective noun for fucks?  What about murder?  Pride?  Gaggle?
Via

Kill or hug?

Via

Why do you say that?

Via

Help! I'm stuck!

Too cute.
Via

Happy Birthday Mum!

International tragedy even.

Pinky Promise

Via

The spark is gone.

Via

Round and round.

Via

The pillow popped.

Via

Hot, damn hot.

I *heart* Tim Curry.
Via

No more beeping.

Via

It doesn't matter.

Nicholas Ederer

Depends on the day.

Thanks Bill!

Time to be productive!

Chibird

Teabagging.

Via

Best Friends Forever.

Via

Weirdo.

Jim Benton

The power of Christ compels you.

Via

Coincidence?

Via

Dribble always helps.

Vimrod

Give us a kiss...

Via

George Carlin was so wise.

Via

Start the whole week right.

Natalie Dee

Plenty of Fish.

Via

Disney on Ice.

Bizarro