I remember that episode.

Via

Hi there.

But pat me for twenty minutes first.
Via

It wasn't me.

Via

Every single day.

Minimumble

I touched a booby once.

Sebastien Millon

Always trust them.

Via

Balancing, balancing....

Nope.
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Welcome to life.

Via

It's different to how I remember it...

Via

Prescription coffee.

Love it.
Via

Him? No, none for him.

Via

Warm and cute...

Via

Work is ridiculous!

Chalkboard Manifesto

Bow before me.

Yes cute master.
Via

How polite.

Via

Nom nom argh!

Hilarious.
Via

Father?

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Easy guide to Nicholas Cage movies.

Via

Cat Plumber.

That will be $465.
Savage Chickens

Communication is the key.

Via here and here.

Visualise your goal.

Via

Back off Bob.

Next time a stranger talks to me...

Via

Wine recommendations?

Pie Comic

What are you trying to say?

That face!
Via

My dream came true.

Via

Your call.

Via

The internet is full of scams.

Via

The risk I took was calculated.

Via

Curiosity photographed the cat.

Via

The internet is like ancient Egypt.

Via

It's like looking in a mirror.

Via

Yes please.

Gemma Correll

There's poop on the floor!

Via

Bitch, I'm fabulous.

Via

Smash face on keyboard.

Via

Don't fuck with Big Bird.

Via

Camouflage.

Via

The best nicknames.

Some ecards

Fucking gorgeous.

I cannot express in words how much I love this picture.  I would express it via interpretive dance, but that would be weird for all of us.
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The only thing we have to fear...

Sebastien Millon

Cats will do whatever they damn well please..

Doghouse Diaries

Vengeful cloud.

Via

My favourite work of fiction

Pleated Jeans

So that's where the mail has been going.

I love how he checks both ways before making off with it.
Via

There we go.

Via