Plan fails in 3, 2, 1...

Via

I need to try this.

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An apple a day...

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I wonder what it could be.

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I'm king of the world!

But mum would like the photographer to fuck right off.
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Animals are evil.

Safely Endangered.

Relax, it's not what you think.

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The most obvious solution.

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More than meets the eye.

Or eye than meets the more.
Via

Everyone loves Johnny Depp.

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Da claw!

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Just in case.

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Party Poopers

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You think?

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Dear Santa....

Some Ecards

Inspirational spider.

Loading Artist

Just in case.

Via

Caroling time!

How did you guess?

Liz Climo

It must be done.

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Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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Not a creature was stirring....

Gemma Correll

Nailed it.

Via

He really was cool personified.

Via

Way ahead of you.

Text From Dog

Subtlety at its finest.

Via

I'm not really sorry.

Some Ecards

Even you?

Via

Hang on. You wait here.

Just gorgeous.
Via

Keep our streets safe.

Poorly Drawn Lines

No one.

There's porn on the TV.

You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's wedding?

Don Puglione.

I'm a big believer in comity and farternity.

And I love to help and humility.

Say cheese.

Love it.

When comforting a grammar Nazi...

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Well, I say.

Via

Good advice.

Sorry Timmy.

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Emergency Moustaches.

Awesome.
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Merry...

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Damn that green dragon.

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That wasn't clever...

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He sees you...

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As we head to battle...

Via here and here.

I do not spew profanities.

Some Ecards

That time of year again.

Savage Chickens

Those were the days...

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My new middle name.

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