Every. Damn. Time.

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Your superhero name.

I am Blue Mouse.
Well that's boring.
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Old computer games...

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Friends furever.

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Happy Holidays!

Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or it is just a Tuesday, I hope everyone had an awesome day.

I just met you...

Such a cutie.
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There's drunky and slurry, kissy and surly...

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No, don't.

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I hate everything.

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Present for Santa.

Liz Climo

3, 2, 1...

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No one gets me.

Poorly drawn lines.

Meth: Not even once.

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It usually does.

Your offering is inadequate.

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I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Merry FSmas to you all.

Maybe it was just a spelling mistake.

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Need a last minute gift idea?

Everyone needs small goods.
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Make it stop!

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Cray cray.