Careful, careful...

Via

I wake to this eye most mornings.

Lunar Baboon

Make little things count.

Via

They still suspect nothing.

Via

Seems Legit.

Criggo

Hey, how you doing?

Ignore the Venetian Blinds.
Via

I now have increased respect for LBJ.

Via

Type these two words...

Via

Well as long as it is programmers urine...

Engrish.

We ride at dawn.

Hey Neville...

How you doin'?
Via

The doctor says I'm fine!

Jim Benton

Who me?

Via

Look at it!

Via

My skirt is too short?

Via

That's all I expect from my liquid hand soap.

Via

Honk!

Gorgeous.
Via

She could scream all she wanted...

Via

I concur with the court's opinion.

Even in a food court, we could all be blindfolded and still find Subway.
Married to the Sea

Glad they cleared that up.

Via

Hop to it Jeeves.

Via

Hi guys!

Via

The most dangerous animal.

Via

Thank god you're home...

Not again!
Via

Cigarettes are like Hamsters...

Via

A night at the movies.

Via

Excuse me ma'am.

Via

Cruel Punishment.

Via

Transforming Bed.

Via

Poker Face.

Via

Come to mama.

Little cutie.
Via

Hell no.

No worse feeling.

Via

I'm innocent!

Via

Big cups.

I dream of a trough of coffee.
Via

Anger management.

Via

That's Puntastic.

It took me a second.
Via

I need to see a dentist.

Via

Hi Kevin.

Via

Oh the humanity.

The Onion.