Become a teacher they said.

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Where did you gets the coats?

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I'd like to believe that this time.

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Guns don't kill people.

Sebastien Millon

Discreet home security.

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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...

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Did you just see that?!?!

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She makes a valid point.

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Did I forget something?

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The shame of it all.

Death Bulge

But I want to play the game!

Engrish

Riddle me this.

Doghouse Diaries

Just add tears.

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Curiosity killed the cat.

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Bingo is a serious business.

That seems a bit harsh.
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No time to waste.

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Reality bites.

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A magazine for me.

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Hello old friend.

Also air freshener and toilet cleaner.
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Ummmm... Little help?

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Duly noted.

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You can do it, Carl.

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Revenge is sweet.

Lunar Baboon

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up....

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It's not all about Rose and Jack...

Maneggs

Damn giraffes.

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First sign of spring.

Bizarro

Rocking out.

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Fairytale wedding.

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Why I want eight arms.

Make that both.
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Poor Frank.

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We don't have weird days...

When should I expect one of these episodes of normalcy?
Vimrod

This is why I eat out.

Poorly Drawn Lines

What day is it?

Love it.
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Oh come on! Just try it...

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Where there's a will...

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Once upon a time...

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Jump Nap.

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Ummm, I'll pass.

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Surely it's not too much to ask.

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Genius.

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Friends are a lot like trees...

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They all sound so appetising...

Gemma Correll

Guys? Guys?!?!?

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Damn Smarch Weather.

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Anything at all.

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Party animal.

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And so begins another week...

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Excuse me... Wake up...

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How to use the F Word.

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