Really, because it sounds hilarious.

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This is what I always do wrong.

Completely Serious

In case you hadn't noticed.

Vimrod

The busiest Law & Order of them all.

Only in Australia.

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Thanks Anne!

I am a Boxer.

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This is me in the morning...

Every morning.
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The mighty conquerer.

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Halloween Costume.

Buttersafe

Yes, I guess so.

Eatliver

Abort! Abort!

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Move along people, nothing to see here.

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The most dangerous and deadly animal on earth.

Shoebox Blog

Sad but true.

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Time to use common sense.

I'm sorry, but that would require people actually possessing common sense.
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One little job.

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Don't sneak up on me!

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When life gives you lemons.

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Nah.

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Because I can.

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Human logic.

Unearthed Comics

That seems a little harsh.

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Do it Sally.

So graceful.

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The worst thing.

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The early years.

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Life. In a nutshell.

The Gentleman's Armchair

Help me.

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Meteor Showers.

Unearthed Comics

Beer does not make you fat...

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Come. Closer. Human.

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Ghost caught on film.

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Spider chip cookies.

So wrong.
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Zzzzzz...

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It's a hard life for a bunny.

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Another run-in with Mr Freeze?

Jim Benton