Brando the bastard.

All of a sudden I like Marlon Brando even more.
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All natural calming product.

AKA how to get your dog and cat stoned.
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The last place you'd expect.

I'm expecting by the look on her face I know where the sweet potato is.
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Today has been cancelled...

Well, if you insist.  We have a public holiday here on Tuesday for Melbourne Cup day.  Yes, a day off for a horse race.  Bless Australia.  My boss has given us Monday off too, so four day weekend.  Oh, yeah...
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Tom Selleck Adventures

May your Movember moustache be as fabulous as Tom Selleck's.
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I like to party...

Mmm... Naps.  My second favourite activity.  Also my first favourite activity.
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Creepiest Halloween costume ever.

Someone should use this to make a horror movie.
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Don't stare at his legs...

I love the looks on both their faces.
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