Merry Fuck You.

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The next step.

A Zillion Dollars Comics

Fussy roommate.

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Drone deliveries.

That's pretty much how I am seeing it play out.
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A worthy opponent.

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Nailed it.

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The true meaning of Christmas.

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Victory will be mine!

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Every time.

Death Bulge

Welcome to Australia.

Except that the bottom tweet is not directed at the top twitter account...
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Tattoos are like cats.

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I'm not lazy...

I'm awesome.
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Makin' cookies.

I will never look at chocolate drops the same again.
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Dude...

I just wanna kiss that nose.
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Squinty squinty.

I must remember to try this.

Pretty much.

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What is your Elf name?

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Woot woot.

Prickly party animal.
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My bucket list.

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Modern kid.

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Mystery solved.

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And so begins another week.

Vimrod

Come right in.

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Not a matter of when.

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How Santa does it all.

Toonhole

I can do it, I can do it...

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There's not much left.

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As opposed to...?

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Learning the unicycle.

Oops.
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Don't judge.

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