That's not how they work.

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Why space?

Fake Science.

We should wear legwarmers.

Liz Climo

Fluffy Ducky says...

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Surprise!

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I just drink to calm myself.

From see you one eye...

How sweet.
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Rabbit anatomy.

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Boom Chicky Wow Wow.

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Zing.

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True romance.

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Hackers in movies.

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Just vacuuming a duck.

Nothing to see here, move along.
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Well if you insist.

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What I can build with Lego.

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Dear small line of dirt...

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Spiderman Take 2

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Here's a thought...

Technological difficulties?
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Wow, what a bargain.

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What an awful crash.

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Bliss.

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Just a little turbulence.

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Huzzah!

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Yet another unrealistic standard for women.

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Good advice.

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Hey Mrs Weaver.

Depressed Alien

Nailed it.

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Start your own lab at home.

Fake Science

Would you like water for that burn.

Stephen Hawking FTW.
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Pure bliss.

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Melting, melting!

Oh what a world!
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Well, since you asked so nicely...

I'll do it in the kitchen.

Sounds delicious.

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Good for you Steve.

What scientists say.

Twisted Doodles

Flying: Expectation Vs Reality.

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So majestic.

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Pretty much any shape.

Married to the Sea

Fire! Fire!

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I refuse to believe it.

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The easy way to get exercise.

Bizarro Comics

Keep your hands to yourself.

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Terrifying.

By which I mean adorable.
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Realistic Superheroes

The Oatmeal

And this is why I prefer email...

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Ummm... Thanks?

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Onwards good steed.

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Black magic.

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The definition of love.

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