I vote purple.

Via

Oh, hell no!

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Welcome to Australia.

Via

That's not how acronyms work...

Via

I feel so betrayed.

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Every single day.

Afro Pig

Lets pause for a moment.

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The wisdom of Bernard Black.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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And... And?!?!

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Ummm. No thanks.

 My thoughts:

I also note that the first one on the menu is Blue Moantain Coffee.  Interesting.

Wait, what?!?!

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A cup of adorable.

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The answer is obvious.

Kim Jong Il: A brief history.

Wow.  I need to get me a Patriotic and Revolutionary Vagina.
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Employee Incentive Program.

Savage Chickens

Ummm... Little Help?

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Don't litter. It scares the sharks.

Liz Climo

How many fucks did Billy give?

Via

Weee!

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Food porn.

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What sort of face?

Criggo

Utensils.

Via

Besides Watermelon...

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Hi Jim!

Cy&H

I'll pass, thanks.

Engrish

Pure bliss.

Via

And so begins another week.

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Wasn't me.

Via

Use your hands.

I'm doing a Speechcraft course at the moment.  I might use this technique in class tomorrow...
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