Ummm... Little help?

Via

Fastest plant on earth.

Via

That's my life motto.

Engrish

An excellent question.

Ancient grammar police.

Via

Better run...

Via

How I plan on spending my weekend.

Via

Something so stupid.

Via

Three wise beavers.

Via

I regret nothing.

Via

Pissing off PETA.

Via

I ooze confidence.

Via

How adorable.

Via

It's ok Tom Hanks.

Tom Selleck is just a douche bag.
Via

Are you brave enough?

Via

I try to be a nice person.

He just wants to be friends.

The pause really makes it.
Via

No one ever.

Via

Only three things are infinite.

Via

Three cringeworthy words.

Via

I'm so alone.

Butt Poems

See anything you like baby?

Via

I look just like you hooman.

Via

I wonder how long until this is a reality.

Via

The peak of 90s technology.

Via

Deprave the ground.

Engrish

But you look adorable!

Via

Halloween Makeup.

Gemma Correll

I shall attack you!

Via

To catch the ball.

Via

Don't mind me.

Via

Was it the bees?

Via

Arrested?

Via

Vicious attacker.

Via

I am a failure.

Via

Wasting Timeline.

Wrong Hands

Who is the trainer, and who is the student?

Via

Yes. A nightmare.

Jim Benton

Lessons from Bill Gates.

Via

A fact to ponder.

Via

Halloween Costume Idea.

Japan is Weird

Little toot baby.

The Oatmeal

Till the cows come home.

Cy&H

Excuse me...

Via

There is no choice.

Via

The humble squirrel.

Mr Lovenstein

Fetch me a fan and a cushion.

Via

Chernobyl Matryoshka Doll.

Too soon?
Via

Laundry is hard.

Via

Location of your waiter.

Pleated Jeans