Diabolical plan.

Via

Don't be too picky.

Pie Comic

Oh, so you've seen me use stairs before?

Engrish

Well what I am I supposed to do now?!?!

Painting your nails.

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Crocodile or log?

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All resumes in a nutshell.

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Yeah, that's definitely it.

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The voices in my head...

Lunar Baboon

The best therapist.

Cookies: Not even once.

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That could make work interesting.

Jim Benton

Things that make me happy.

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Quick! Grab the worst camera!

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Dammit Steve.

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How YOU doin'?

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Coffee: Before and after.

Blunt Card

The picture of Kim Kardashian's ass.

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Who's the best dog in the world?

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Dog logic.

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It's all downhill from here.

Doghouse Diaries

Just as long as we're clear.

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So many questions.

Firstly, why would anyone else want it?  Secondly, would you really want it back after that?  And lastly, does this count as an AMBER alert?
Criggo

Oh No!

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Yes you can.

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I've got bowling balls everywhere.

Butt Poems

Science Vs Religion.

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Stay calm, stay calm... Oh screw it!

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My inadequacy is showing.

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Cat math.

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Baby bisons are adorable.

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Sleazeburger.

Poorly Drawn Lines

Suspicious Chihuahua.

I feel guilty. I'm not sure why.
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I know this all too well.

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Don't worry about me...

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What if instead...

Emm Roy

Lie to me.

Joseph Scrimshaw

People!

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I'll raise you...

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Out of order.

The queen honey bee.

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I'll just confess...

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That doesn't really work.

I can see what you were going for, but no.
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Once it has been seen...

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Mmmphhh...

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Build up immunity.

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The media in a nutshell.

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The things I haven't seen...

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Buttpunzel.

Completely Serious Comics