That's just cruel.

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'Tis the season, take 2.

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Working in retail.

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Thank you so much for my hat and scarf. Now I am going to rip your face off.

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Ho. Ho. Ho.

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Poor Leo

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That face.

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Boing. Boing. Boing.

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You sir, are a genius.

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Get your facts straight.

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Oh, zing.

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Smooth. And adorable.

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'Tis the season.

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Quaint heartthrob.

Brilliant.  I laughed.  A lot.
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Talk to me!

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Date someone who spoils you...

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The biggest babies on earth.

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This is magnficent.

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Baby, you're like a white dwarf star.

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And we are.

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Seals are having sex with penguins.

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Earnest Early had very big ears.

Poorly Drawn Lines

Ma'am. Ma'am! Please calm down.

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It's Thursday...

We examined your stool sample.

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Lies, damned lies.

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Oh, hi.

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I'll do my best. Oh, wait...

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Top 3 daily exercises.

According to Devin

We need to talk.

Lunar Baboon

How delightful.

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No thanks, I'll pass.

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Damn meddling timelord.

Sam Draws

Poor Sportsmanship.

'Straya.
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We will never love you. You are unloveable.

Owlturd

Where did he go?

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Shhhhhh....

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The essence of the news media.

Married to the Sea

This is all your fault Doreen.

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I'm so glad it's not just me.

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Never. No matter what.

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How to confuse a snake.

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Cycle of productivity.

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Quick, better share it. Seems totally legit.

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The best dog.

My life motto.

Vimrod

Summer is coming Down Under.

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Where are my manners?

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Honey, come to bed.

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I need one of these signs for home.

And the car.
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