Two out of three aint bad.

Stop and smell the roses.

Pie Comic

So, we hear you've been giving bread to the other flock.

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This is mine now.

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Never skip leg day...

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Gotta pee. Gotta Pee. Gotta pee.

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This is why you use condoms boys and girls.

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This teacher should be fired.

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This is one photo.

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Oh, hi!

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I see what you did there.

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Anybody want some Llamas?

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Almost certainly.

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The development of early hunters.

Fake Science

I have regrets.

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Do you SQUIRT?

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A game where no one wins.

Phil Design Art

Chico The Rainmaker

I... I have no words...

I came in like a wrecking ball...

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Elsa's an insensitive bitch.

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"Charities". Also known as "Burger King".

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Yes?

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Good morning human.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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Getting up after hours of sitting.

Chaoslife

No, I can't go out.

That's nice dear.

Oh, zing.
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Hey baby,

Gorgeous.
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Make up your mind.

Engrish

And wearing it proudly.

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Well there's your mistake...

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Fighting over race...

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The anatomy of food.

The Oatmeal

I really hope that is Hello Kitty's hand...

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Don't judge.

Jim Benton

Back into it...

After being very lazy for way too long I have finally published another story on my crime blog The World of Crime.  Pop over and check out the story of the Somerton beach man.

Keep walking...

How do you know if it is a girl ant or a boy ant?

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Razor differentiation.

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Clean your paws.

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Animal fact of the day.

Whatever floats your goat.

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The love of a dog.

The Oatmeal

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Nawwww...
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I can feel it.

Cheesiest pick-up line ever.

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Autocorrect issues.

How very dare you.

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