And away!

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Well, if you insist...

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And some magazines from 1997.

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It's party time!

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How to flirt in a museum.

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Dump him Jodie.

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What would Jesus do?

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Oooh... free range and organic.

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Awesome match up - Taylor Swift - 1988 National Aerobic Championship Opening - Shake It Off

This is hilarious.

Nothing is better than coffee.

The Awkward Yeti

Beautifully done.

Think about it...

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My plans for the weekend.

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Whatever that thing is.

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Yay for the weekend!

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Oh, Henry!

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Have I made myself clear?!?

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And I embrace it fully.

Vimrod

When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary.

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My spirit animal.

Hologram Technology.

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Things you don't want to hear from your dentist, number 12:

Maximumble

Best. Graffiti. Ever.

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This really works.

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The engine seems to be running a bit ruff.

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I'll save you!

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I'll pass, thanks.

But we survived!

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Smile!

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Want me to make you happy with my mouth?

Possibly my favourite American Dad moment.
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Put me down.

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I would rather die...

Extra Fabulous Comics

Patience is a virtue.

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Unbuild a bear!

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A butt tuba.

The Oatmeal

The many patterns of butterflies.

Fake Science

I think I'll pass on the job...

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I think I might get a tattoo.

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Dogs Vs Cats.

Tubey Toons

Is that a...

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Quick, the humans aren't watching...

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What did you say to me?!?!

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When you see it...

Also, read The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher.  Good stories.
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How to blind a woman.

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Don't judge me!

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The Berry Club.

Mr Lovenstein

When to change/wash.

Sarah Andersen

Well, there goes my plan for this afternoon.

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Sunday Rule.

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How's the diet going?

You will never be this majestic.

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