I have no idea what you are talking about.

Are you accusing me of something?  How very dare you.
Via

Humans eat spiders in their sleep.

Extra Fabulous Comics

Tortoise hat.

I love the look on her face.  She is like "what?!?!".
Via

Bear or puppy.

Via

The story of my life.

Oh the irony.

Via

Smartphone, smartphone...

Jeff Stahler

We must protect the drop bears.

Via

It is necessary.

Gemma Correll

It had all been going so well.

Via

Chicken shaming.

Via

Weee!

Via

What's the password?

Via

Well, I feel so much better now.

Via

Hey baby! You like what you see?

Via

Admire me.

Via

Cat shaming.

Via

That's just cruel.

Via

Let me see your war face!

Via

First of all...

Via

I know Jiu Jitsu.

Skeleton Claw

Frigging adorable.

Via

I need a platypus. THIS platypus.

Via

Bacon is my God.

Via

Undisputed world champ.

Jake Likes Onions

All the time.

Via

My, what big... Everythings you have.

Via

So close...

Via

It's time we made a deal.

Congratulations.

Via

Mum, Dad...

Berkeley Mews

But, but....

Via