Pets are the best.

No more for you!

The Awkward Yeti

Don't do this fun thing!

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A magical dream.

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I need to try this.

Check list.

Diddly.

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Aiming high.

Move along.

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I'm on TV!

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Yay sports!

Vector Belly

I wanna be in this gang.

Be afraid.

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I had such a good day!

Married to the Sea

Selfish losers.

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Lesson learned.

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Koalas in a nutshell.

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There are some things that you should not buy second-hand.

Ever.
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Moist and sticky like Fanny's.

Moist.
Thanks Amy. 

Vajacial!

No.  Nope.  No.

Make up makes a huge difference.

The use of make up to hide George's beard is remarkable.
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Any leftover Creme Eggs?

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I'm wasting my life.

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Sad but true.

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The Right Carrot.

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3 frames is all it takes.

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Not totally safe, but safer.

Chainsaw phobia.

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Be afraid.

It's not fair.

A much better name...

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