How to make friends as an adult.

Mr Lovenstein

Why yes, it is a condom filled with spaghetti.

Why do you ask?
Via

Troubleshooting a printer connection.

Rock Paper Cynic

Back to work tomorrow.

How to brush your teeth.

The shame of it all.

Excellent life advice.

Being outgoing and social with humans is overrated.

Cat Versus Human

He loves her.

It wasn't me.

I dread to think.

I'm sure our cat calls us Fat Slave 1 and Fat Slave 2.

Life Improving Resolutions.

Rock Paper Cynic