Worst three words

Reddit asked people:

What three words, when juxtaposed, create the worst possible mental image?

Here are a few responses:

• catastrophic bowel movement
• 14 fr cali.
• I’m Chris Hansen
• is it in?
• Let’s be friends
• You have AIDS
• No internet access
• You’re the father
• Is that it?
• I am pregnant
• Gasoline powered asshammer
• your brother's bigger
• bathroom clown surprise
• out of beer
• no more bacon!
• Surprise barbed dildo
• Surprise anal sex
• Git er done
• Bush was right
• Church of Scientology
• get yourself checked
• Shit. Don’t move!
• Great sex, grandma
• no toilet paper
• you’re being audited
• Grab Your Ankles
• License and registration
• Leave Britney alone!
• Shit eating grin
• President Sarah Palin

I would like to add:

• Starring Tom Cruise
• Reality TV Star
• Mr Donald Trump
• This won't hurt
• Lemonparty dot org
• You seen "jarsquatter"?
  

What can you come up with?

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