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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Worst three words
Reddit asked people:
What three words, when juxtaposed, create the worst possible mental image?
Here are a few responses:
What three words, when juxtaposed, create the worst possible mental image?
Here are a few responses:
- catastrophic bowel movement
- 14 fr cali.
- I’m Chris Hansen
- is it in?
- Let’s be friends
- You have AIDS
- No internet access
- You’re the father
- Is that it?
- I am pregnant
- Gasoline powered asshammer
- your brother's bigger
- bathroom clown surprise
- out of beer
- no more bacon!
- Surprise barbed dildo
- Surprise anal sex
- Git er done
- Bush was right
- Church of Scientology
- get yourself checked
- Shit. Don’t move!
- Great sex, grandma
- no toilet paper
- you’re being audited
- Grab Your Ankles
- License and registration
- Leave Britney alone!
- Shit eating grin
- President Sarah Palin
- Starring Tom Cruise
- Reality TV Star
- Mr Donald Trump
- This won't hurt
- Lemonparty dot org
- You seen "jarsquatter"?
What can you come up with?
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Chuck's Life Less Serious Champion Challenge
I was recently asked to create a competition entry for Chupa Chup's "Life less serious" campaign.
Check out their website here: http://www.lifelessserious.com.au.
Here is my rather feeble effort.
You can check out the other entries on the Facebook Chupa Chup fansite page here.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sensitivity Test for men
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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