Saturday, February 06, 2010

Things that are hard to say when you are drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9.. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Via

5 comments:

  1. This was GREAT, I laughted a lot. Thx

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  2. Anonymous1:32 PM

    LOL'S! I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism whilst drunk (just to prove it, I'm drunk and I just spelled it) but I'll be damned if I can say just one word in that third list. At all.

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  3. Here's one more:

    No, I shouldn't puke in a urinal. It will be downright impossible for the staff to clean up. I'm going to take that one extra step and puke in the toilet like a real man.

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